10 Things You Didn’t Know About Cristiano Ronaldo

These are 10 things you didn’t know about Ronaldo.

1: Banned SuperCars:

First up his 600 000 purchase that almost got him kicked out of football back in August. Ronaldo signed a 72 million dollar deal so he blew 600 000 on a brand new Urus and a Bentley flying spur but it wasn’t until Ronaldo pulled up to practice that these ruined him and his teammate’s lives a few hours earlier manu hired one of football’s most ruthless managers, and the first thing he saw after being hired was leaked pixel Renault though pulling up in another new car now we could see why manu was losing games cause their superstar was more focused on impressing degenerates with cameras than actually practicing so right then and there the manager banned Ronaldo and his entire club from driving any supercars.

2: 28 Million Dollars Fine:

if you disobey you ain’t allowed to play but at least this punishment ain’t as bad as the time Ronaldo faced five years in jail. It was 2017 Ronaldo was getting ready for the champions league final when bang, the Spanish government attacked evidence came out that from 2011 to 2014 while Ronaldo was secured in millions. Behind the scenes, he was secretly funneling 17 million dollars into the offshore accounts Ronaldo was literally committing fraud to evade paying his taxes so once Spain’s government found out they hit him with an ultimatum either five years in jail or a 28 million dollar fine and Ronaldo knew there was no football behind bars so it was an easy decision besides his contracts had him making the money back that same year so at least the situation only cost him a fine.

3: Career Heart-Threatening Condition:

Because what happened when he was just 15 almost cost him his life one day at home Ronaldo’s mom noticed something unusual about him he was resting but he was out of breath and his heart was beating over a hundred times per minute so she raced into the hospital and at first little Ronaldo thought his mom was overreacting until the doctor came in with x-rays and they let the two know that if Ronaldo didn’t get surgery his football career and his life were over but the surgeons made him a promise they were gonna do everything they could so they got to work the surgery was a success and just a few days later Ronaldo was already back to training and ironically he was faster than ever so he dedicated his entire life to football because his life easily could have ended.

4: CR7 & Albert’s Friendship:

Ronaldo just couldn’t let down his best friend who literally sacrificed his life just so ronaldo could go pro a few years earlier even though ronaldo’s family was dirt poor he made the best of it all cause of football and his best friend albert these two were like brothers cause they both loved football and had dreams of going pro until one day changed both of their lives forever it was game day for the under 18 championship and a scout from sporting was their recruiting ronaldo and albert were both making a name this game was the opportunity they worked their entire childhood for but see sporting could only sign one more player so this game determined both boys entire life and eventually ronaldo let reporters know “They told us that whoever scored more goals would be accepted to their academy i scored the first then albert scored a header on the third goal he had a wide open shot but instead he passed to me so i scored we won 3-0 but only i was accepted to sporting lisbon so after the game i asked him why and he answered”, “You’re Better Than Me” but listen that’s where things got even crazier a few years later a journalist just had to find out the truth so she traveled to albert’s house knowing after that game he gave up football and was unemployed but thinking she’d pull up to a pretty normal house it actually turned out to be a mega mansion with a super car collection.

5: Coca Cola $4 Billion Loss:

Like where did all of this come from well all Albert could say was Ronaldo so at least that one word made Albert millions kind of reminds me of the time Ronaldo said one word and it literally cost the company billions coming into euro 2020 right before Ronaldo’s matchup against Hungary he was obligated to show up and answer questions at the press conference but right when he sat down now you’d think Ronaldo promoting water would save lives but behind the scenes, Coca-Cola’s brand literally died before the press conference coke shares were worth 56 dollars but by the end of the interview they’d fallen to 55 that one dollar drop-off literally meant one word and four seconds of Ronaldo’s time lost coca-cola Four billion dollars in market value but see money like that to them.

6: Paid $10 Million to a girl to disappear:

It’s nothing let’s talk about the time ronaldo paid a girl 10 million dollars to literally disappear back in 2010 the world found out that ronaldo had just started dating a supermodel then out of nowhere he made a facebook announcement that seemed impossible at first the fans thought ronaldo was hacked cause he said it’s with great joy and emotion that i inform i’ve recently become a father to a baby boy but he just announced his new girlfriend well social media’s detectives just had to get to the bottom of this and apparently during ronaldo’s last year playing for man u him and his boys took a trip to the united states where one night ronaldo was feeding for dessert so they stopped at a restaurant but he decided he’d rather have the waitress’s cake ronaldo left her his number and they planned for a little sneaky link and i’m sure you all know what happened next but anyways having lives in different countries ronaldo thought after that night he’d never see the girl again until a few months later his agent’s phone rang she was pregnant at first ronaldo didn’t know what to think this entire situation could ruin his life so we offered her 11 million dollars to keep quiet her identity a secret and to get full custody of ronaldo jr to this day neither the world or junior knows his mom’s real identity but ronaldo’s admitted that when the time’s right he’ll tell junior the truth.

7: Bullied at School:

Now, something Ronaldo won’t tell the world about is the time he got bullied into an addiction when Ronaldo first arrived at sporting he was from way out of town and now living in a new area with no friends he instantly had a target on his back every single day in class bullies clowned him for thinking he’d become a pro football player and to make the situation worse Ronaldo was always late to class but this school had a zero-tolerance policy and if you were late you’d be forced to carry a heavy trash car they called the Ferrari so little Ronaldo constantly became a victim and any time he was seen in the hallways driving the Ferrari those bullies shouted things like vroom and there goes Ronnie driving the Ferrari go faster boys speed up so one day he told them you can laugh as much as you want but one day I’ll drive a real Ferrari and they just laugh at him now Ronaldo could’ve let the rose spring him down but instead it fueled him.

8: His Dreams Achievements:

Fast forward to 2021 Ronaldo accomplished exactly what he said and now that he makes over 500 000 a week the man just can’t stop buying cars so I know his bullies are mad just like the innocent girl Ronaldo knocked out see scientists recently discovered Ronaldo’s power can make footballs reach 80 miles an hour meaning each of his kicks are damn near-lethal and here in 2021 a security guard learned this the hard way now I don’t know why she was standing right behind the goal but that bop instantly made her drop to the ground yeah Ronaldo came over to help but he’s a football player, not a doctor we thought the only way to heal her up was handing over his jersey and somehow it worked so I’m sure she won’t be having nightmares.

9: Ronaldo’s Nightmare:

Like the time Ronaldo’s entire family was literally haunted by animals at first Ronaldo’s 2021 was a huge year dude became football’s first-ever billionaire he was transferred back to the man you and when you combine all that our boy needed a new crib so he splashed eight million dollars on a mega match that came with seven bedrooms a movie theater indoor gym and was completely surrounded by open fields so Ronaldo thought his family would love the new place and all this peace and quiet until one night Ronaldo met his kryptonite see in order for him to be successful he needs five naps per day and eight hours of sleep at night what Ronaldo didn’t know was he just moved on to land filled with some of the noisiest animals in the fields outside he was being stalked by sheep yeah for weeks straight every single night they’d wake up the entire family so eventually Ronaldo said enough’s enough he put his house up for sale packed his bags and bought a new house for 4 million dollars.

10: Highest Football Jump:

But not even that compares to Ronaldo’s biggest secret a few years ago Ronaldo shocked the world when in a game against Sampdoria he channeled his inner air Jordan Cristiano Ronaldo that jump wasn’t only a world record a study was conducted measuring the lead and Ronaldo generated 5g force on that takeoff and his jump was 5 times the power of a cheetah he leaped over 28 inches reached the ball 2 meters in the air and held in the air for over a second and just so you understand how crazy that is let’s compare Ronaldo’s leap to one of the most iconic moments in sports history Michael Jordan’s free-throw line dunk is something that’ll live on forever but MJ barely reached a meter in the air with a hang time of less than a second so one of Jordan’s greatest moments can’t even compete with Ronaldo’s header no wonder why after the game Ronaldo tweeted this:

but listen that tweet’s no joke he was hinting at something for years Ronaldo studied Jordan and we all know what happened as he got older and lately Ronaldo’s been spotted playing basketball and throwing down dunks so if the NBA starts allowing this NBA players should get real scared and hear me out according to top end sports the average vertical at NBA players was measured at 71 centimeters but Ronaldo’s is 76. we’re talking you could jump higher than magic johnson carl Malone larry bird literally NBA legends so with Ronaldo spotted hanging out with NBA players showing up to NBA games and rumors leaking they could be transferred from the man you don’t be surprised when Ronaldo makes a shocking announcement like this but see Ronaldo’s not the only football player keeping secrets like what if I told you Benzema, Aubameyang and Zlatan all let me see their million-dollar cars and we got in so much trouble Neymar literally had to save our lives I bet you’d want to hear more about that good click this link right here:

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